Circumscribed

So I got circumcised today.

It's really weird not feeling it when you pee. Also I'm feeling slight twitches of pain but I'm on some sort of painkiller so hopefully that'll take care of things. They said "1 or 2 pills every 4 to 6 hours"; I took 2 and hopefully that'll last me 6 hours. I haven't felt extreme pain yet just twitches of pain.

But yeah, this had to happen. Actually there's a slight chance that it didn't have to, but, well, whatever. It's called phimosis, look it up. If you're not uncircumcised and you don't have problems with your foreskin then don't. There was something about a cream with a topical steroid but I don't know if that would've worked.

So root canal, ear cleaning, heartbreak, and circumcision. 3 horrible experiences I had to go through, and one not so horrible (that being the ear cleaning), since like January or February. And 3 of these in the past 4 weeks. Yippee! and I have to get the crown down on the root canal with my incompetent dentist who didn't notice there was something wrong with the bone structure or something on or near my tooth I don't know my anatomy okay.

Ow. OW.

Oh well. I guess "Ow" can be an acronym for "Oh well." That's not a good philosophy, though...

And there you have it, I'm a new man. Caps lock almost made me type that in caps. NEW MAN.

And so starts the adventure.